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Well I ain’t calling you a truther.

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joeydeangelis:

speriod:

Lily Allen has a kickin’-up-dirt spaghetti string anthem about how a guy really nails it as a boyfriend and makes her feel secure, like she finally found the right prototype. It’s what thousands of songs have been written about. And then, out of nowhere, she comes in with a tumbleweed chorus about how his dick game is trash and that it completely ruins him for her. If there’s ever a reason to hate Lily Allen, this completely demolishes that reason.

glory be

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  • pro-life advocates:*verbally harasses abortion patients and pickets outside of clinics, compromising the safety and privacy of the patients*
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dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

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