reasons why halloween is the best holiday:
- you are not obliged to visit your relatives
- you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
- people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
- its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
5. no one will look at you funny when you buy eighteen boxes of candy even though you fully intend to sit in the dark and eat them alone.
6. discount candy
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
The medical system…
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.